Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Alternate Reality

*ALERT ALERT THERE'S AN ALTERNATIVE WAVE LEAK IF YOU HAVE THE RARE /\'_,"=$&CZZZZH* Chris's tv turns off. "God danm it! Now I gotta go fix the antenna!". This is Chris he is 35, unemployed, divorced, and lives in a trailer in the woods. Things are bad for him. But that will soon change. You see the alternative wave hits only those who have an extremelyrics rare blood type known as "Oz5-", when the wave hits someone it launches them into there alternate lives in a parallel universe. "Where's that ladder?" But before Chris could find it a pink gas hits him. Now meet Christina, Chris's other life. He is a drag queen. He's also a billionaire. As you can infer Chris is happy now even if he has to be a bit "girly", in fact he kinda likes it. Luckily it's histill career!

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